Where can I find a dysfunctional relationship and still be in love?

So, basically, I love drama. No, really , I LOVE it. Like I love un-lubed ass-rapings from elephants.

Emily and Andre had stupid bullshit drama last night. Andre was wasted (weird?) and wanted to go to Cactus, so of COURSE Emily tagged along. Sarah C., Adnre's friend, and I stayed at Barry O's. I get a call later that Andre's hitting on some bitch and getting her phone number and Emily's crying and, well, typical girl stuff from here...but basically, it ends up with Emily saying she's not taking him back this time(this shit happens all the time, pretty much every weekend) and us ditching Andre downtown. Well, of course he shows up later and Emily thinks he's there to talk about it, but, OH NO, he's there to drink MORE and talk about football! Well, I went to bed because I wasn't dealing with it. I was at work today and supposed to be off at 3. I get a page at 3:10 saying that Emily's going to be "a couple of minutes late because she had to jump Hannah's car". Yeah...the gears in my head and grinding out "bullshit". So, I text Emily when it's about 3:45, because I can't leave until she gets there to take over the register, and ask where the hell she is(I wanted to watch the NU game and SHOULD have left at 3).

Emily text: "Watching the game"
Justin: "Uh, you planning on working today?" By this time, she's an hour late....
Emily: "Yes. on my way."

I was thinking, "Ok, fuck this. I hate couples and girls. Girls are so self-centered when it comes to personal bullshit." So, I told management that I wanted to watch the game and that they needed to have someone take over. So, I left and, of course, Andre's sleeping in Em's bed when I return.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anyway, the night sucked because I had to be sober driver AND I couldn't have any fun. I hate women's bullshit. Jeremy, I'm starting to be more willing to join you on the one man guy bandwagon. Women drive me insane lately.

True story.